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Goatweaver#

Lahevik Goatweaver
https://www.dndbeyond.com/profile/Goatweaver/characters/3516860

  • Paladin
  • Champion of kavaki
  • Honorary Arch-Mage of mages-guild
  • Blunt Instrument of Justice

Current understandee of the Book of Exalted Deeds:
- visible halo
- spell buffs, wis buff
- adv vs fiends/undead within halo
Keeper of Oathkeeper (+4 Maul, 50fire DMG on CRIT unless DC20CON)

Random properties:
- Base speed increase, psychic res, must eat/drink 6x normal amount, 20 years aged (Oathkeeper)
- Heroes Feast + Calm Emotions cast, CHA buff, religion proficiency

Can interpret the fates through the beholder churros (Augury)

Questions#

  • GW: You, you are a man of god, are you not? Where does one go when you die?

Philosophy#

His arc is effectively the party trying to teach a paladin that Theological Voluntarism is a limited form of Moral Universalism.
A low-int paladin struggling with moral universalism through divine command theory (action moral iff god commanded it) is continually confused by the ambiguities of a heaven and hell that agree on many issues.

Augury#

Based on 4 beholder eye stalks (aka the churros). Taught by Mordai, and he got it (INT check + Religion pass):

K: killing it (good omen)
Ʞ: killed (bad omen)
X: ??? (good and bad)
O: no signal (not especially good nor bad)

https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Augury#content

Abandoned quest#

Weregoat#

“You love goats you say? Exactly how much?”
“We have a proposition for you”

Downtime 83#

Learning the ways of the mages.
Can't spell magical without maul.
Learned Patch Illusion (Bad version of Minor Illusion)

KA-VA-KI#

VA-VA-KA - friend in giant
VA-VA-KI - fiend in giant
KA-VA-KI - desired

Thaumaturgy#

Can cast thaumaturgy because of Larloch's purple ring.
Reworked to have "KAVAKI" in big embossed letters on it.

DRAGON ARMOR#

eyes of dragon (blue) - solar plexus - has radiant light spell command word (with his word?)
front ice breast plate - big (3 bobs)
back spikes
two large wings - attach wings? 1k gold
talons, 2, fangs 3, back rows of teeth - back of forearm
horns and teeth on face guard (moveable)

NB: certain dragons will see his armor as obscene..

cast fly on it every day for 30 days to give him a 45ft fly speed

Sentient Weapons#

Whelm#

Found in plume and got taken by koth.

Wand of Orcus#

Described in orcus.
Intimidated into helping, while it's possible.

Enumeration of Pets#

Pugweaver#

Mastiff
IDEA: CANIGHT: https://i.redd.it/vtn0qgdald061.jpg
Band of Boops. Usable by Steed. Gives him 6 hour of knight service.
CR2 Knight. 44HP, 16AC. Heroism, Sanctuary, Thunderous Smite. So Stronk.

Stagweaver#

Peryton. Showed up as red. Frozen. Slightly crazier kobold voice.

Future Weavers#

The very friendly Hugweaver
The very friendly (as well as furry) Snugweaver
The slightly more evil Shrugweaver
And the very flat Rugweaver
Slugweaver - giant slug
floatweaver

Lugweaver#

Griffin (white golden feathers)

Eagleweaver#

Eagle. Going to get griffin wings at some point.

Remorhaz#

Mr Crabs has the remorhaz.
Lost at some point before Yeenaghu.

Eric the Griffin#

Derpy griffin. One eye going to its side.

Rhinocerous - Hornweaver#

celestial spirit, kind of okay with partying in town
but also a bit like "oh great, im a rhino"
went looking for a spa, got taken into the stables under the griffins
was not going to do great in the tesseract anyway.

was in waterdeep stables. he's not happy about it.
got depoofed.

Crocodile - Crocweaver / Athlocroc#

confused at his new body
stomping after him
"i look aquatic"
lost 2ft tail from travel through palnts
speaks giant.

Sabertooth Tiger - Toothweaver#

Instantly destroyed inside the home of the skipper after summoning it rashly.

Salamweaver#

cold damage based reskin of salamader
https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Salamander
(cold body, cold weapons, otherwise identical)

Failed Quests#

A rival for GW#

nekrina npc Zhan Ling (a glorified uncle roger) wants to best him in a mauling game.
Bellow/Flumph. Failed to create a real rival because GW rolled amazing.